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The site features a blog as well as visitor content & a mini-fanlisting collective.

Disclaimer: I created this blog for personal purposes - not a specific, intended audience - and as a writer, it's a very valuable tool for developing style & voice. The fact that people read & comment is a wonderful plus. However, because I pay to maintain this space, I do reserve the right to say what I want to say, especially when I use this for ranting & rambling purposes - like emotional spring cleaning. Therefore, if you know me personally, I ask you to be up front & honest about your visitation & that you respect this. If you feel you'll be bothered by any content, including what I say about myself, do not read.

In addition, I swear, express strong views on a variety of subjects, say a myriad of arguably inappropriate & offensive things, & for the most part don't believe in "too much information". For that reason, the blog may not be appropriate for youngins or people who are easily offended.

Last, but not least, I am not a perfect person. I don't intend to be, I don't pretend to be. I share things about myself I'm not always happy about or proud of. I'm here to be honest mainly with myself, not to impress anyone.

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Janelle. 20, from Pennsylvania. Aspiring journalist/writer & junior writing major. Vegetarian. Guitar player. Full-time student. Freelance writer for Pop Damage & stringer for the local newspaper. Also blogs for Certifiable Wenches. Huge music lover & book worm.
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So, you want hosted, do ya? Well then, I suppose you've come to the right place, cause I loves me some hostees. And, ya know, it's free for you! I will accept almost any type of site, but before you apply, a few rules you'll need to abide by.

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1. Your site may not contain anything pornographic, hateful, or illegal.
2. You must already have a website. MySpace, LiveJournal, & Xanga do not count, unless you either give me a good reason or get on my good side. Both would probably accomplished easily :P
3. You must have good graphic & coding skills. They don't have to be the best, but you do have to have a nice looking site.
4. You must have some knowledge of FTP, simply because I'm not the best teacher. I will do what I can.
5. You must link back to hope-unknown.net
6. You must update regularly
7. Don't be a stranger! Feel free to IM me, comment the site, e-mail me, whatever.
8. Because of the bandwidth they use, I'll have to ask you not to use Radioblog. Sorry.
9. If you decide you don't want me to host you anymore, please let me know ahead of time. I won't take it personally, really. Unless you give me a reason to ;)

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